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The Music of Rescue Rangers

v. 1.5

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Fear not. This is the short part of the HTML set. :) All it has is song lyrics for now. Enjoy.

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Item:Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers Theme Song. Full and glorious version as performed by the Jets on the DA soundtrack. By Mark Mueller.

Some times some crimes
Go slippin' through the cracks
But these two gumshoes
Are pickin' up the slack

There's no case too big, no case too small
When you need help just call

Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
Rescue Rangers
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
When there's danger
Oh no, it never fails
Once they're involved
Somehow whatever's wrong gets solved

Fresh prints
Not since Watson and Mr. Holmes
Have two minds so fine
Looked under every stone

When you need some help to save the day
They're never far away

Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
Rescue Rangers
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
When there's danger
Oh no, it never fails
Once they're involved
Somehow whatever's wrong gets solved

Grey skies, it's trouble
Bad guys see double
When they're around, the chips are never down

Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
Rescue Rangers
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
When there's danger
Oh no, it never fails
They'll take the clues
And find the wheres and whys and whos

(sax solo)

Grey skies, it's trouble
Bad guys see double
When they're around, the chips are never down

Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
Rescue Rangers
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
When there's danger
Oh no, it never fails
They'll take the clues
And find the wheres and whys and whos

Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
Rescue Rangers
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
When there's danger...
(fade to close)

They'll never let you down, never let you down...

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Item: Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers Theme Song. Standard version as performed. By Mark Mueller.

Some times some crimes
Go slippin' through the cracks
But these two gumshoes
Are pickin' up the slack

There's no case too big, no case too small
When you need help just call

Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale's [sic]
Rescue Rangers
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
When there's danger
Oh no, it never fails
Once they're involved
Somehow whatever's wrong gets solved

Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
Rescue Rangers
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
When there's danger
Oh no, it never fails
They'll take the clues [Always heard as "ruse"]
And find the wheres and whys and whos

Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
Rescue Rangers
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
When there's danger
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale

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Item:Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers Theme Song. DA version. By Mark Mueller.

Some times some crimes
Go slippin' through the cracks
But these two gumshoes
Are pickin' up the slack

There's no case too big, no case too small
When you need help just call

Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
Rescue Rangers
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
When there's danger

Oh no, it never fails
They'll take the clues
And find the wheres and whys and whos

Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale

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Item:Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers Theme Song. Standard version, in French.

(put on the Net and translated by Kannik)

Victimes du crime (Victims of crime)
Ne tombez plus dans la deprime (Despair no longer)
Les saveurs, vengeurs (The saviours, avengers)
Plongent a votre secours (Dive to your rescue)

A l'instant critique (At the critical moment)
Quand tout le monde craque (When everyone cracks [all hell breaks loose?])
La tactique c'est l'attaque (The tactic is to attack)

Tic Tic Tic Tic et Tac
Rangers du Risque (Risk Rangers)
Tic Tic Tic Tic et Tac
Rangers du Risque
Deux detectives en vair (Two detectives in fur)
Qui font l'affaire (Who do the trick)
Pour denouer le fil du mystere (To untangle the thread of the mystery)

Tic Tic Tic Tic et Tac
Rangers du Risque
Tic Tic Tic Tic et Tac
Rangers du Risque

Quand vous etes devores (When you are devoured)
Par la panique (By panic)
Criez "au secours" et ils rappliquent (Cry for help and they'll rush to your side)

Tic Tic Tic Tic et Tac
Rangers du Risque
Tic Tic Tic Tic et Tac
Rangers du Risque

Tic Tic Tic Tic et Tac

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Item:The Fat Cat Stomp. By Silversher and Silversher.

Dale:
Hey all you cats, don't sit and stare
Swing your tails, get out of those chairs

Chip: Put down your milk, turn up the juice

Both: The fur's gonna fly when we all cut loose

Both (Chorus:)
So baby stop chompin'
Let's start stompin'
With Big Fat Daddy C
It's as hot as jalepeno
In Fat Cat's casino
That's the place to be
Do the Fat Cat Stomp with Big Fat Daddy C

(Some lyrics here, probably, but we saw Gadget and Tammy in therapy instead)

(bridge)

Chip and Dale (spoken:) Here goes!

Dale:
Oh, here's one cat I'd like to see
Cheek to cheek, dancin' with me

Chip: Come on Fat Cat, it's your turn

Fat Cat: The dance floor's hot and I got nine lives to burn

All:
(chorus x 2)
Do the Fat Cat Stomp with Big Fat Daddy C
Do the Fat Cat Stomp with Big Fat Daddy C!

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Item:You're the Best Bee for Me.

Irweena Allen (and the Stingers:)

One, two, three, four

Bee my honey, bee my drone
Meet me tonight, I'm not coming home
When you come callin' bring the pollen
And we'll be fallin' in love

Give me a buzz and I come alive
When I see you, I get hives
Hard to be humble when my heart's in a tumble
So don't you bumble with me

Buzz, buzz, can't you see, you're the best bee for me
When you come callin' bring the pollen
And we'll be fallin' in love

(long breakdown)

Buzz, buzz, can't you see, you're the best bee for me
When you come callin' bring the pollen
And we'll be fallin' in love

(play until you have to go chase Zipper)

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Item:Pirates of Peejama.

(according to the performance by Dudley, not Sewernose, who hacked it to ribbons.)

King (spoken:) Let the masquerade begin.

Heroine:
Oh, cruel fate
Oh, sad day
Oh, that's my father the King
And I've found my true love
My own true love
My own true love
And all because he's a pirate
If only he would return to me

(crash)

Hero:
Hey, hey, hey
I've come to save the day

King (spoken?:) Get that pirate scum

Hero:
Fair maiden
I have returned
And nothing
Nothing
Nothing
Will part us now

Heroine: Our hearts are one

Hero: We will never part

Both: Our love will last forever

Hero:
Our hearts are one
In life, love and passion

Both: I will leave you never

Guard: Hands off, pirate scum

Hero: What ho

Guard:
She is the king's only daughter
Not yours for the taking
Leave her be or face death
(spoken) En garde!

Hero (spoken:) En garde!

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Item:The Best of Everything.

(Best with the dialogue before it.)

Fat Cat: Like my new sparkler, boys?

Bit: We didn't think you could get your paws on it, Fat Cat.

Fat Cat: Oh, ye of little brain. It's trinkets like these that show the world what I deserve- the _best!_

Fat Cat (sung:)
You can't expect a true gourmet
To settle for mere fish flambe
My diet screams for triple-star
Beluga caviar

And cream by any other name
Cannot compare with French champagne
So pop the cork and tip your hat
A toast to me, Fat Cat

I want the best of everything
Golden crowns and diamond rings
Servants at my beck and call
I'll make them crawl
You know I want it all

My velvet tux is tailor-made
Embroidered silk and jeweled brocade
My good taste is so refined
I demand the top of the line

Oh, I've hand-crushed Greek volcanic rocks
To line my lacquered litterbox
A fine Italian marble bust
Engraved, "In Fat Cat we Trust"

(bridge)

Gamblers:
He wants the best of everything
Golden crowns and diamond rings
Servants at his beck and call
He'll make them crawl
You know he wants it all

He wants the best of everything
Golden crowns and diamond rings
Servants at his beck and call

Fat Cat:
I'll make them crawl
You know I want it all

Gamblers: La, la, la!

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Item:The Koo koo Cola Jingle.

The Koo koo Cola Chorus (and several mice:)

Come along
You belong
Feel the fizz of Koo koo Cola
It's the cola for makin' you proud
Take another sip and be one of the crowd
You belong with Koo koo Cola

Come along
You belong
Feel the fizz of Koo koo Cola
Get to the store and take all you can carry
We got the flavors- orange, grape and cherry
Feel the fizz of Koo koo Cola

Come along
You belong
Feel the fizz of Koo koo Cola
It's bottled in Pensacola
Come along with Koo koo Cola
You belong with Koo koo Cola

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