Fear not. This is the short part of the HTML set. :) All it has is song
lyrics for now. Enjoy.
There's no case too big, no case too small
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
Fresh prints
When you need some help to save the day
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
Grey skies, it's trouble
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
(sax solo)
Grey skies, it's trouble
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
They'll never let you down, never let you down...
There's no case too big, no case too small
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale's [sic]
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
There's no case too big, no case too small
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
Oh no, it never fails
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
Victimes du crime (Victims of crime)
A l'instant critique (At the critical moment)
Tic Tic Tic Tic et Tac
Tic Tic Tic Tic et Tac
Quand vous etes devores (When you are devoured)
Tic Tic Tic Tic et Tac
Tic Tic Tic Tic et Tac
Chip: Put down your milk, turn up the juice
Both: The fur's gonna fly when we all cut loose
Both (Chorus:)
(Some lyrics here, probably, but we saw Gadget and Tammy in therapy
instead)
(bridge)
Chip and Dale (spoken:) Here goes!
Dale:
Chip: Come on Fat Cat, it's your turn
Fat Cat: The dance floor's hot and I got nine lives to burn
All:
One, two, three, four
Bee my honey, bee my drone
Give me a buzz and I come alive
Buzz, buzz, can't you see, you're the best bee for me
(long breakdown)
Buzz, buzz, can't you see, you're the best bee for me
(play until you have to go chase Zipper)
King (spoken:) Let the masquerade begin.
Heroine:
(crash)
Hero:
King (spoken?:) Get that pirate scum
Hero:
Heroine: Our hearts are one
Hero: We will never part
Both: Our love will last forever
Hero:
Both: I will leave you never
Guard: Hands off, pirate scum
Hero: What ho
Guard:
Hero (spoken:) En garde!
Fat Cat: Like my new sparkler, boys?
Bit: We didn't think you could get your paws on it, Fat Cat.
Fat Cat: Oh, ye of little brain. It's trinkets like these that show the
world what I deserve- the _best!_
Fat Cat (sung:)
And cream by any other name
I want the best of everything
My velvet tux is tailor-made
Oh, I've hand-crushed Greek volcanic rocks
(bridge)
Gamblers:
He wants the best of everything
Fat Cat:
Gamblers: La, la, la!
Come along
Come along
Come along
Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers
Theme Song. Full and glorious version as performed by the Jets on the
DA soundtrack. By Mark Mueller.
Some times some crimes
Go slippin' through the cracks
But these two gumshoes
Are pickin' up the slack
When you need help just call
Rescue Rangers
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
When there's danger
Oh no, it never fails
Once they're involved
Somehow whatever's wrong gets solved
Not since Watson and Mr. Holmes
Have two minds so fine
Looked under every stone
They're never far away
Rescue Rangers
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
When there's danger
Oh no, it never fails
Once they're involved
Somehow whatever's wrong gets solved
Bad guys see double
When they're around, the chips are never down
Rescue Rangers
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
When there's danger
Oh no, it never fails
They'll take the clues
And find the wheres and whys and whos
Bad guys see double
When they're around, the chips are never down
Rescue Rangers
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
When there's danger
Oh no, it never fails
They'll take the clues
And find the wheres and whys and whos
Rescue Rangers
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
When there's danger...
(fade to close) Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers
Theme Song. Standard version as performed. By Mark Mueller.
Some times some crimes
Go slippin' through the cracks
But these two gumshoes
Are pickin' up the slack
When you need help just call
Rescue Rangers
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
When there's danger
Oh no, it never fails
Once they're involved
Somehow whatever's wrong gets solved
Rescue Rangers
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
When there's danger
Oh no, it never fails
They'll take the clues [Always heard as "ruse"]
And find the wheres and whys and whos
Rescue Rangers
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
When there's danger
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n DaleChip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers
Theme Song. DA version. By Mark Mueller.
Some times some crimes
Go slippin' through the cracks
But these two gumshoes
Are pickin' up the slack
When you need help just call
Rescue Rangers
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
When there's danger
They'll take the clues
And find the wheres and whys and whosChip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers
Theme Song. Standard version, in French.
(put on the Net and translated by Kannik)
Ne tombez plus dans la deprime (Despair no longer)
Les saveurs, vengeurs (The saviours, avengers)
Plongent a votre secours (Dive to your rescue)
Quand tout le monde craque (When everyone cracks [all hell breaks loose?])
La tactique c'est l'attaque (The tactic is to attack)
Rangers du Risque (Risk Rangers)
Tic Tic Tic Tic et Tac
Rangers du Risque
Deux detectives en vair (Two detectives in fur)
Qui font l'affaire (Who do the trick)
Pour denouer le fil du mystere (To untangle the thread of the mystery)
Rangers du Risque
Tic Tic Tic Tic et Tac
Rangers du Risque
Par la panique (By panic)
Criez "au secours" et ils rappliquent (Cry for help and they'll rush to your side)
Rangers du Risque
Tic Tic Tic Tic et Tac
Rangers du RisqueThe Fat Cat Stomp.
By Silversher and Silversher.
Dale:
Hey all you cats, don't sit and stare
Swing your tails, get out of those chairs
So baby stop chompin'
Let's start stompin'
With Big Fat Daddy C
It's as hot as jalepeno
In Fat Cat's casino
That's the place to be
Do the Fat Cat Stomp with Big Fat Daddy C
Oh, here's one cat I'd like to see
Cheek to cheek, dancin' with me
(chorus x 2)
Do the Fat Cat Stomp with Big Fat Daddy C
Do the Fat Cat Stomp with Big Fat Daddy C!You're the Best Bee for
Me.
Irweena Allen (and the Stingers:)
Meet me tonight, I'm not coming home
When you come callin' bring the pollen
And we'll be fallin' in love
When I see you, I get hives
Hard to be humble when my heart's in a tumble
So don't you bumble with me
When you come callin' bring the pollen
And we'll be fallin' in love
When you come callin' bring the pollen
And we'll be fallin' in lovePirates of Peejama.
(according to the performance by Dudley, not Sewernose, who hacked it to
ribbons.)
Oh, cruel fate
Oh, sad day
Oh, that's my father the King
And I've found my true love
My own true love
My own true love
And all because he's a pirate
If only he would return to me
Hey, hey, hey
I've come to save the day
Fair maiden
I have returned
And nothing
Nothing
Nothing
Will part us now
Our hearts are one
In life, love and passion
She is the king's only daughter
Not yours for the taking
Leave her be or face death
(spoken) En garde!The Best of Everything.
(Best with the dialogue before it.)
You can't expect a true gourmet
To settle for mere fish flambe
My diet screams for triple-star
Beluga caviar
Cannot compare with French champagne
So pop the cork and tip your hat
A toast to me, Fat Cat
Golden crowns and diamond rings
Servants at my beck and call
I'll make them crawl
You know I want it all
Embroidered silk and jeweled brocade
My good taste is so refined
I demand the top of the line
To line my lacquered litterbox
A fine Italian marble bust
Engraved, "In Fat Cat we Trust"
He wants the best of everything
Golden crowns and diamond rings
Servants at his beck and call
He'll make them crawl
You know he wants it all
Golden crowns and diamond rings
Servants at his beck and call
I'll make them crawl
You know I want it allThe Koo koo Cola Jingle.
The Koo koo Cola Chorus (and several mice:)
You belong
Feel the fizz of Koo koo Cola
It's the cola for makin' you proud
Take another sip and be one of the crowd
You belong with Koo koo Cola
You belong
Feel the fizz of Koo koo Cola
Get to the store and take all you can carry
We got the flavors- orange, grape and cherry
Feel the fizz of Koo koo Cola
You belong
Feel the fizz of Koo koo Cola
It's bottled in Pensacola
Come along with Koo koo Cola
You belong with Koo koo ColaEverything Rescue Ranger
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Last subjected to gross mutation: 2 Feb 1997.