An image of me, drawn by a Japanese friend ( I look nothing like this..  ^_^; ) Paltiel Goldstein is a denizen of Freehold, New Jersey USA

In his little spare time, he has raised the world's most adorable hamster, and has become quite adept at techniques of torment, being an eternal pain in the side to his wife, Candace, for over half a decade.

His accomplishments include an ongoing seventeen year Advanced Dungeons and Dragons campaign, a tiny 2MB AI modelled after Gadget from the Rescue Rangers, and a never explained explosion in his science class at middle school.

He's currently a WAN Engineer at a large international life insurance company in New York city. As well as having gone to school in a town that boasts the most bars per square mile on the entire planet, he juggles friends, family, and small furry animals.

His likes are: Gadget from Rescue Rangers, Sushi, Anime, cute pets, and cute females who are just as intelligent.

His dislikes include: Obnoxious and pushy people, American drivers, European drivers (It's my sidewalk! GET OFF!), fungi, and Country music.

He's finally figured out how to pay off six years of debt to the Federal government for all his scholarships and loans for his Computer Science Engineering Degree at Stevens Tech, Hoboken.